TRY something NEW!

This is not a pitch for any particular product...

This is not a promise that you can have your money back...

This is not a guilt inducing plea for you to join millions of Americans who will make fitness decisions while eating "just one more" Christmas cookie...

I'm just wondering... "When was the last time you did something DIFFERENT?" And by different, I mean, that you had never done before. Something NEW.

I recently heard a mature individual at our local care facility tell the program person that they wanted the facility to "get something NEW around here... We're not just waiting to die ya know..."

I chuckled. Then it made me think...

Don't just wait to die; try something new.

RETRACTION...

Some people think the previous post was mean...

Some people demanded that I post a retraction...

Some people

RETRACTION...

FOR SALE:

Quarterback: Only used a couple of months. Three TD passes short of a 12-1 season. Can't run, can't throw, can't lead, couldn't hit his own heels if he squats down in the woods, but has one year of eligibility left.
Might work as a holder for extra points.
Will throw in free offensive coordinator.

Call 1-800-HUSKERS. Ask for Dr. Tom.

This is hilarious... but I don't know how John Piper feels about it, yet

This could get Tiger Woods off the front page!!!!

Click here:

The Brett Favre and John Piper Conspiracy

If you can read this...

You know those bumper stickers that say stuff about teachers, and schools, and students and....

IF YOU CAN READ THIS
Thank a soldier who has bought our
FREEDOM


I'm just sayin'